The dog ate my homework

Y'all know that old saying. You probably tried to use it once or twice in third grade. But momma gets to use it all of the time! You wouldn't believe the fun I have ripping apart her papers. Just this morning I got into a huge stack of papers that she has been working on from her evidence class. You know, she has been spending so much time with those dumb papers and not enough time with me so I thought I'd just get rid of them. That should solve the problem! Also, since momma doesn't put her name inside of her school books, I decided to mark them for her so she would know they were hers in case she ever lost them. So all of her books have my little Bou bites on the corners. I'm such a thoughtful pooch....

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Happy Birthday Margeaux!

Today is my friend, Margeaux's, first birthday. Margeaux was my first friend! So, friend, here is a little birthday doggie diddy just for you:

Happy woof woof to you.
Happy woof woof to you.
Happy woof woof to Punkers.
Happy woof woof to you!

Happy 1st Birthday Margeaux! My momma and I wuv you!

Gosh I'm Smart

I is so smart. My momma just can't believe how smart I am. This morning I woke her up at 4 a.m. so she could take me outside. I just kept licking her and licking her and walking around her and licking her some more until she finally got up. We went outside and I did my business and ran back inside to get my potty treat. I always get a potty treat when I do my business. So I ran into the treat closet and Momma gave me my treat. Now I don't know if she didn't want to give me a whole treat b/c it was 4 a.m. or what, but Momma only gave me HALF of a treat. Ehem, excuse me Momma, but I think I deserve a whole treat for not going potty in the bed. So after I ate my HALF of a treat and Momma put me back in bed and turned off the lights, I jumped down and ran into the treat closet to look for the other half of my treat. Momma couldn't believe it cuz usually I'm too scared to jump down from the bed. But I really wanted that other half. So I was sniffing around the closet til Momma got up and gave me the second half. Then she put me back in bed and we both happily fell back asleep.

Someone, Please Help My Momma

I don't know what to say. Momma needs help. She is acting really funny and isn't playing with me much today. She keeps saying that she is dragging but I don't know that means. And she keeps trying to get me to take a nap with her. She wouldn't get up and play with me this morning, and we had to take TWO naps today. And we didn't even take a long walk like we usually do. Plus, Sebastian invited me over to go play while Momma went to the library to study, but she didn't even go. Which means I didn't get to go play with Sebastian. Instead, we had to take a dumb nap.

But the worse part is that momma heated up her bowl of red beans and rice for dinner and dropped it on the kitchen floor. For no reason. It made this scary loud crashing noise and beans, sausage and glass went everywhere. It scared me! I tried help Momma clean it up, but she made me go outside instead. Do you know how torturous it is for a little pooch like myself to smell all of that red beans and rice with sausage on the floor and not be able to lick it up? What a cruel joke! Momma was worried I'd eat some of the glass by accident but I didn't care. I wanted those beans and sausage! I think she felt guilty for acting so funny today cuz she heated up some more red beans and rice just for me. She didn't even eat any, but she knows how much I love it. I've had it for dinner the past three nights...so I guess she's not such a bad Momma after all!!!

Splish Splash

I is soooo domesticated. Tonight, I helped momma clean the floor. First I wet the floor by splashing all of the water out of my water dispenser (and no, this isn't like a regular water bowl; think of a bottled water dispenser for doggies). Then I helped momma mop it up by biting the end of the towel so she had to drag me and the towel to soak up the water. I like to think that I really helped her with the mopping, b/c what the towel didn't soak up, I did when she drug me across the floor. And now, she doesn't even have to give me a bath cuz I'm all wet. See, I can even bathe myself. I is such a big boy.

I is Sooo Popular Too

Let's just face it - its hard to be popular. Last night, my momma and I went out on the front porch so she could yap away on the phone and I could growl at all of the passers-by, and lo and behold, up walk Lizzie, Cooper and Sebastian. Oh, and their mommas and other humans were there too. But I didn't care about all of them - I just wanted to see my friends. So momma and I joined them for a walk. While momma was inside getting my leash, I showed off my new trick to my friends - momma had me gated in the front porch, but I showed her... she thinks I can't get out cuz I'm too scared to jump down from the porch. It is pretty scary. But I am so smart that I squeezed my little belly under the porch gate and walked right down the steps. Duh, mom.

I was worried it would be a little awkward cuz I think that my little cupcake, Lizzie, has a thing for Sebastian too. As it turned out, neither of us got to walk with Lizzie. I kept trying but I am so clumsy that I kept hog-tying myself with my leash and getting all tangled with Lizzie and Cooper. What a fun weekend with my friends!