Bou's Boo...

I's sick. My tummy hurts and I can't stop shaking. Last night I went to bed with momma. I slept for a little while and then woke her up. I got sick four times on her bed. I was whining so she would let me down but she didn't wake up in time. Then she put me in my crate and I's got sick again. And again. And I just laid there and shook. Poor me. Momma felt so bad. Then she let me out of my crate to clean it and I's got sick on her floor. I's never been sick like this before. Momma was a little worried so she took me to the doctor. But it took so long to get there that I's got a little carsick and got sick in the car. We got to the doggie hospital and they poked and prodded me. I didn't like that so much. Why would you poke on a little doggie's tummy when you know it hurts? I was wishing they would leave me alone. I kept looking at them with my sad Bou eyes but they kept wanting to touch me. Then they took me back and put me on this funny x-ray machine. They wanted to make sure that nothing I've eaten, like acorns and such, were stuck in my tummy. Luckily there was none of that; I's just sick. So after all that prodding, they gave me a shot with a lot of fluid in it. Since they won't let me eat or drink for a while, I guess they wanted to fill me up. And they shot some stuff in me to make my tummy feel better. I's still sick today but I think the worst is over. Poor me. :(

The dog ate my homework

Y'all know that old saying. You probably tried to use it once or twice in third grade. But momma gets to use it all of the time! You wouldn't believe the fun I have ripping apart her papers. Just this morning I got into a huge stack of papers that she has been working on from her evidence class. You know, she has been spending so much time with those dumb papers and not enough time with me so I thought I'd just get rid of them. That should solve the problem! Also, since momma doesn't put her name inside of her school books, I decided to mark them for her so she would know they were hers in case she ever lost them. So all of her books have my little Bou bites on the corners. I'm such a thoughtful pooch....

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